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Commonly known as the, "me when" rule. Also known as the "me when I" rule or quite simply the "when" rule. Popularized by pictures and videos turned into meme templates where people try to relate to them on a personal level or personal experiences. "Me when" interjections have become common in normal conversations involving avid meme enjoyers. Can be used in a comedic, non-comedic, or anti-comedic manner.
Friend 1: Aw man I have a project due tomorrow.
Friend 2: Me when I have a project due tomorrow.
Friend 1: Why do you always have to say that it's annoying me.
Friend 2: Bro, rule 6157.
Friend 1: What?
Friend 2: When you don't know what rule 6157 is.
Friend 1: Fuck off.
When in an orgy don't cross dicks with another guy
Mary was keen on a 3sum but remember buddy Ghostbusters rules, no crossing the streams
Saying something isn't that bad means that they it is exactly that bad.
Guy 1: Bro, your girl is gross.
Guy 2: Come on man, she's not that bad.
Guy 1: Not that bad rule bro, she is that bad.
Girl 1: Try this sandwich
Girl 2: That thing looks disgusting. I'm not eating that
Girl 1: Come on it doesn't look that bad.
Girl 2: Not that bad rule bitch I wouldn't feed it to my dog.
A conversational rule mandating that each negative statement regarding something's aspect must be accompanied by a positive statement regarding that same thing. This is to avoid being perceived as bitchy.
"I really hate this burger. However, according to the Chinatsu rule, at least they did throw ketchup, mustard, and even cheese on it."
If you misunderstand something you are instantly an idiot moron bitch
Person 1: fuck i misunderstood something
Person 2: Rule 7443 moron
Wha... What do you mean "actors can't actually have sex when they film sex scenes!?" She should be able to consent to whoever she wants whenever she wants! What next!? Are you going to try to stop the female employees of group homes for the developmentally disabled from fucking the clients!? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!
Hym 😨 "Union rules!? You mean... I've been masterbating to FAKE SEX SCENES!? UERGH! UUUUGH!! 🤢 Why would you do that!? OOOHOHOHOHO!!! YOU GUYS ARE IN FOR IT NOW! I've been defrauded! I... I'm... I'm suing everybody for this! You bastards are going to pay for every wasted sperm! HHUEEGH! 🤢 Ugh! I'm suing everybody! I'm suing Ann Hathaway and Jake Gyllenhaal for that bullshit pill movie! I'm suing Brad Pitt and Angela Jolie for that spy movie! Everyone's getting it! You SICK bastards! FUCK! 🥺 I FUCKING HATE YOU GUYS..."
after arguing you guys fuck it out
we finished arguing so we had to do the argument rule.