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A man who is always horney and walks around with a perminant boner
"Jesus! My husband has like a permanent boner 24/7''
When you take a girl's side in an argument, not because she is correct but because you think she's hot and are currently trying to date/ have sex with her.
"Have you seen Sal's boner bias for Kelsey? He believes everything she says!"
Getting a boner when your alone with none of your friends around.
(In restaurant)
John: "I'm done. I'm gonna get to the car first. Your gonna come?)
Will: "Na. I'm gonna order another drink. You go first."
John: "Whatever. Go grow a loner boner"
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when you get a boner because ur lonely
“last night was so boring i got a loner boner.”
Anything which causes your boner to shrink.
I was in my room just starting a good wank. Whi my sister walked in and said:,"dinner's ready!' talk about a. Boner buzzkill!
A girl who is so mean you couldnt get a boner if your life depeded on it
That bitch is such a boner thief
When a friend decides that they will give their bones, as a donation, to hang in classrooms.
Colton "Yeah I'll get to hang on in classrooms as bones"
Brandon "You're A FROSTY Boner!!!!"