it's a joke not a dick don't take it too hard

thing to say when someone bitches about a biology joke

z3ma b9a lih i3raf ghi les gènes dialo, it's a joke not a dick don't take it too hard

take a lag

To 'take a lag' means to go to jail.

"He better hope the cops get to him first 'coz I'll happily take a lag to fuck him up myself!"

Taking the huff

Taking offence to something.

Possible origins are St Helens, Widnes or Yorkshire...

wtf.

"Hey Len, are you going to Jeffery Wongs (lol) party tomorrow?"

"Umm no... I feel ill."

"Fine fuck off then..."

"Pffft, someones taking the huff!"

take thought

reflect or consider.

"he halted for a while to take thought"

mickey-taking

An act of mockery, parody or piss-taking.

Back in our school days, our relationship was based on mickey-taking.

tummy takes

When ur stomach feels like a dick is being arroticated and growing inside of your blatter zone

I have the tummy takes

Take a Line

An accidental fusion of 'take a number' and 'get a line'. Coined by Jacksfilms and psychicpebbles together in Jack's video, "this game sucks (with psychicpebbles)".

"I'm good at going into debt and nothing else."
"Hey, take a line, buddy!"