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1. God is dead
2. Maybe God is not dead
3. No no God is 100% dead... I checked
4. Always Bully Weebs and Furrys
5. Stan Lunar
6. No Boomers
7. Ignore Rule 5
8. No K-pop
9. No Zoomers
10. Careful of the Moderators
11. Refer to rule 17
12. No nudity (in public servers) (do what you want)
13. If you are under 13 your not, you are 13 until you are 14
14. cats rule the internet and soon will rule the world (again egypt y you not worship cat no more?)
15. Don't Die
16. I drop kicked that child in self defence
18. Arson is only acceptable on orphanages
19. You must have pictures to prove your statements
20. Nothing is Sacred apart from what is sacred
21. You will never have sex
22. The cake is a lie
23. Fried pineapple is a sin
24. All numbers are at least 100 but always OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND
25. The government, The CIA, Everything is a lie
26. The governments out to get ya, the NSA is out to get ya, and bet two $19 fortnite gifts cards I'm out to get ya.
27. Nevermind your boring I take it back
28. The Rick Roll is advancing
29. Refer to rule 1
30. ThatVeganTeacher is a lie
Written by CanBeChucky
"The Rules of Discord"
The Rules of Discord (Pt 1)
They Shall not be Tampered with.
- Sun Tzu "The Art of War"
90/20 Rule is definition of doing something for 90 minutes and then jerking off for 20 hours.
Example:
Bro: Yo bro, what you doing?
You: Learning dawg, so fucking boring
Bro: Well remember the 90/20 rule.
You: What's that?
Bro: 90 minutes of work, 20 hours of jerking off.
90/20 rule can be used on anything.
The international rule states the only acceptable instance where intercourse is ok with someone other than your significant other is when they are in France and the person committing the act is Vegan.
“Hold up, didn’t your girlfriend cheat on you bruh?” “I guess not. International Rules, I was in France.”
This rule dictates that if two persons are mid-coitus and a third party enters the room, the couple must continue to do the deed.
If they do continue, the third party is required to make breakfast for the couple. If they stop, the couple is then required to make breakfast for the third party at his/her earliest convenience.
"Hey, I totally walked in on John and Jane last night."
"Did they keep going?"
"Nah man, they're making me breakfast tomorrow morning cuz they stopped, and the Breakfast Rule says they must"
In the game Rocket League, if your car collides in contact with another car and interlocks, you must stay locked until a goal is scored or the game ends.
Damn, I’m in a rule one Johnny!
Originally used in basketball, often termed as lane violation.
For modern day use, it's for when you drop your food on the ground, but you say " 3 second rule!" as an excuse to say that your food remained clean.
"Yo hand me that juicy barbeque bacon burger"
"There you go bro.. *OH SHIT I DROPPED IT*"
"Pick that shit up, 3 second rule you remember?"
Rape.
I got arrested for demonstrating the heskey rule in public.