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When you are having sex with a women who is on her period, switching between her ass and her crotch. The female then performs oral sex on you.
He pulled a peanut butter and jelly sandwich on who?!
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when a girl refuses to have sex with you so you jerk off on a peanut butter sandwich and offer it her
my girl friend was a stiff bitch so I gave her a peanut butter and mayonaise sandwich
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A Banana Butter-Cum Pie is a banana-creme pie with a dollop of whipped cum on it.
The other cadets all donated their sperm so we could all have Banana Butter-Cum Pie for dessert.
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when you have a poop that is 2 colors, one half of the log looks like chocolate and the other half looks like peanut butter color,
i wouldn't recommend eating it even if it looks tasty
reese peanut butter cup but its a poop
reese peanut butter poop
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One who is brown on the outside (can be Latino, Black, Arab) and yellow (Asian) on the inside.
George: Ni hao, wodepengyou, hao ma???
Ange: Ahlan wa sahlan, ahkbarik eh?
George: ... Huh?
Ange: George, aren't you from the Middle East?
G: That's right.
A: Then how come your Chinese is so much better than your Arabic?
G: ...... I'm part Turkish. That's in Asia.... >.>;
Here, we see that George is obviously a Reese's (Peanut Butter) Cup.
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A cute name to call your girlfriend
Girlfriend: "Good night babe!"
Boyfriend: "Good night my 1/2 lb Butter!"
An acronym standing for "Person beats his meat." This phrase can only be used when you either see someone beating his meat OR as a curse.
"Oh my god! Peanut butter hershey macaroons.." She had just gotten a blue screen on her computer.