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The best part of the Thanksgiving dinner very delicious
The turkey dick is very tasty
Holly: Let's be honest, the Braves are not a good team.
Taylor: Shut your dick hatch, woman!
A person on cod who sits in a window and kills you.
Cod A.I sat in window raping would be classed as a window dick
An unexpected morning bed partner condition with potentially serious expectation implications.
So, WTF is that?!
Ummm. dick in the back???
Hold on a sec, lemme think.
The act of dominance of one male over another. Often the dad dicker will take over a task or force their assistance unwarranted, while explaining how to carry out said task as if the other male doesn’t know how to.
Mate, stop Dad dicking me! I’m perfectly capable of fixing this myself! You’re not my Dad!
National day were u can ask any one to suck your shlungus and they have to say yes
Me:hey bitch suck my dick
Her:well it is national suck dick day
The aftermath of a dick receiving an Indian burn, but only up to the point where the penis is visibly smoking and vaguely flaming up. Usually very painful, but very satisfying. The step after this is called, “a destroyed penis”.
“This chick gave me the best crispy dick I’ve ever gotten”
“You sure you ain’t got a destroyed penis?”
“Oh shit”