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To achieve orgasm all over a girl's face and in her eyes.
I'd dot her eyes anytime.
A drink consumed whilst on route to a club or bar.
"The other's have gone ahead to the bar, so let's just nip in here for an eye opener".
1. An alcoholic beverage consumed in the morning.
2. The specific act of receiving a blow job and a Bloody Mary to start off a football Saturday in the fall.
I used to dread morning kickoffs, but now I look forward to a nice eye opener from the missus to get me going.
It's a literal asshole.
Kim Kardashians brown eye has reached a record width of 4 inches. Congratulations?
When one eye closes more than the other.
In referancde to Big Black of Rob and Big whos left eye closes more than the right.
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When hes smiles he totally has a big black eye.
Type of thong underwear worn by one of Michael Duvall's mistresses.
Michael (bragging about affair) : She wears little eye-patch underwear. So, the other day she came here with her underwear, Thursday. And so, we had made love Wednesday--a lot! And so she'll, she's all, 'I am going up and down the stairs, and you're dripping out of me!' So messy!
When defecating in a portable toilet that is filled with blue non-toxic tank deodorizer, the splash generated by the feces hits you in the anus.
Dude I just took a dump in that porta-john and got a blue-eye surprise!