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The first stool you pass in the morning, that determines how good your going it feel that day.
“My Very Important Poo (VIP) didn’t go to plan this morning and now I’m going to feel frustrated all day.”
Someone who uses their own excrement as a masturbatory lubricant.
That guy over there is such a poo wanker..
A big brown storm of feces. It’s when you go like wildfire in the bathroom and it comes out so fast and furious they name a movie after it. It’s painful and messy and a whirlwind of emotions. Its the last think you want to happen.
Person 1: Hey Joey, why is your uncle staying in a hotel?
Person 2: Oh yeah, I ate some bad burritos and had a poo storm in his bathroom.
Person 1: Oh shit man.
Person 2: Yeah. Oh shit.
Even worse than regular old curse words 😨 super super bad (can be used as noun and adjective)
A: “omg I just failed my test”
B: “mine is frickity frackity poo material.”
A: “omg what’d u get”
B: “the teacher didn’t like the way I wrote the date so she gave me a -4%”
A: “what the frickity frackity poo”
Something that is straight bullshit or wack AF
Homeboy1... Say man you see them new LeBron's
Homeboy2... Yeah bro, them hos poo cheese like a mufuka
Dude1.... Say bro fire up the blunt
Dude2.... Damn bro I smoked it while you were gone
Dude1.... Maaaan that's poo cheese like a mfr
A person who eats bakes Daily and has a major skill issue
Are you eating bakes again your such a poo boy
Charlie put them bakes down your such a poo boy
Ooo Charlie you better not be eating them bakes again you Poo Boy
The male equivalent to a basic bitch, will always try to pull the blondes with fake tits and lip filler, typically found watching love island/ex on the beach sporting skin tight clothes and shitty lion, clock or rose tattoo's.
Bro 1: what the fuck is that orange cunt doing here?
Bro 2: probably trying to suck on Ella’s plastic tits, all you need is sauvage to rail that slag.
Bro 1: greasy prick probably knows about 3 words!
Bro 2 : doubt he’ll have much trouble then, dumb cunts both of them.
Bro 1: what a fucking poo boy, wait till he sees her cock.