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That one friend that always tags along to smoke, all in the name of friendship, even though they are a self-proclaimed nonsmoker.
Smoker friend: Hey man, I'm going to go have a smoke.
Non-Smoking friend: Cool, I'll come with. Mind if I get a smoke?
Those two have a real Marl-Bro-mance going on!
Car-bro-loading is the act of cultivating mass the night before a big workout by going out with your bros and loading up on carbs via high life beers, pizza, and Chinese food. Commonly practiced in the Mid-west.
Bob-Ay: Yeah, Friday me and my roommates are going out for 50 cent beers and we are gonna go car-bro-loading.
Uncle Andy: Car-bro-load?
Bob-Ay: Yeah, get our carb on then Saturday we are gonna tear up the gym.
a pretty hard hitting phrase used only when someones flaming the crap out of you.
Brian: your granny a tranny.
You: your bro homo
The act of having your male friend or brother get your wife or girlfriend pregnant.
Man 1: I've been trying to get my wife pregnant, but the doctor says I have a low sperm count.
Man 2: Your wife is hot! You should let me have sex with her to get her pregnant... You know, IN VIT-BRO FERTILIZATION.
"Calm down, man!" in South Floridian terms. "Just jig" can also be used.
Man #1: YO, WHERE ARE WE GOING? I DIDN'T WANNA LEAVE SO EARLY! I WAS HAVING FUN!
Man #2: Just jig bro...we're coming back, just gotta make a quick stop.
Secretive way of hiding “fuckbudy” or “affair”
Behind the counter being the way to describe it
My girlfriend said she was gonna go hang with her “bro “(bro behind the counter)today
The things that determine whether a girl can be a bro or not. The criteria for this is if they are funny, interesting, or ok with being hit or made fun of. If she is just a hot woman with not personality traits suitable for the boys, she is a hoe.
Dude 1: Emma wants to join the boys
Dude 2: We need to check the bro or hoe criteria first.