7th Grader

(coming from a 7th grader)

Its just hell but on earth, not all guys keep sexually talking to girls and even tho the girls leave them, they still continue with that nasty af bullshit, and dating is now a thing in this fucking mess, bullying is also multiplied by 7x. which fucking sucks, im 145 cm and im being bullied every day which sucks ass, anyways I keep seeing this couple where the girl headpats the fucking guy, and most boys are just ghetto boys, and most girls just gossip about this one nerd soft boy who keeps saying "mommy milkers" and how they think that's hot. fucking disgusting (not saying his name for privacy reasons).

and every single girl group has a grenade which that one ugly guy pulls her for the other guys to get all the hotties (ghetto guys mostly).

we also have the nerd softboys (which I just talked about) and they CANT stop talking about mommy milkers and talks to 7 girls a min and they look musty af.

then we have the quiet/chill dude, (me and my bsf). cuz they ignore sex and that bs, (only school and talks :D yay)
they also get the highest grades which is cool too, they dont care about talking to the opposite gender or that. they're also the underrated class clown which actually makes funny jokes other than your mom jokes.

7th grader: omg I like gossiping and sex and masturbation

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October 7th

National Nudes Day part 2

Boy: Hey, it’s October 7th

Girl: Oh right. *Sends Nudes*

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October 7th

October 7th is slap ass day 🙏🙏

"Hey it's October 7th!!"

"Oh."

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May 7th

on May 7th your s/o has to send you a picture of their boobs, with or without a bra on.

Girl 1: My man said it was national boob pic day?
Girl 2: Girl send him something
May 7th

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The 7th Planet

Uranus (often pronounced your anus though also pronounced Urineus or Urinus).

Uranus is the 7th planet in our solar system.

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7th February

The day of another year checked of the list with the love of my life. This is also the worst day to ask someone out and from here until the day before valentines. Because if your like us in a years time you will be buying presents for anniversary and then also presents for valentines!!

Today is the day i asked out the love of my life. And for the sake of every girl who uses this. This is also the day that your boy surprises you, and buys you flowers and chocolates. In return you have permition to steal every hoodie he has.

Tom: Hey you seen its 7th February?
Jim: Yeh pretty gd innit. I may ask out Olivia.
Tom: No don't wait until after valentines.
Jim: Why?!
Tom: You will thank me later :)

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July 7th

This is know as copy Kimberly day. Where you find a girl (or man with a really girly name) and copy everything they do that day.

Boy 1: Hey my girl kimberly just bought that skirt
Girl 1: I know, today's July 7th

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