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Alon

a really hot guy who loves Lara so much that he would be the happiest man alive in the earth if she told him to marry her

- Lara: "D-do you want to marry me?"
- Alon *faints*

by fallenaeon June 13, 2023


Alon

Fatass who has butterfingers

Your an alon

by Brandon Bass March 28, 2018


Alon

Tryhard

Look at Alon, he is doing flag to impress all of the boys

by nezorf August 30, 2021


ALON

A Lot of Nothing!
This phrase describes something many people do—getting involved in numerous activities that neither improve their own lives nor the lives of others. They’re busy doing a lot of nothing!

As Tony Robbins says, "A lot of people major in minor things!" I say a lot of people are busy Aloning

We call him Alon Musk! He’s always busy doing nothing!

by Cyrus - Whisperboy.com August 29, 2024


Alon

He is the nicest person you will ever meet in your life. This is the type of person you feel safe and understood with. Besides being incredibly nice he is really hot.

don't forget your glasses at Alon's he will never give them back to you :)

by Inathea November 21, 2021


Alon

Bitch nigga that’s always depressed and plays on the local football team for clout. Also dresses in beta male clothing like HM and Fashion nova

Yo wassup alon, how’s it going?
Not much just kinda sad

by Ron Johnson March 6, 2019


Alonization

When the realization finally hits that you are completely utterly one hundred percent alone in life.

1)Only when faced with such a life altering basically life or death situation and left to make it on your own and end up by yourself homeless single with no friends family pets or literally anyone.

What made me come to my alonization was when my boyfriend left me and my parents went to a family reunion taking my kids but not inviting me and making it obvious that i was not welcome in the same day. I search thru yo
My phone to try to find someone to talk to bc im upset and literally no one answers or cares. When i wake up the next day and not a single text or call back from those who even read my texts.

by Mind of Insanity and chaos July 23, 2022