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People who constantly tell you what you WANT to hear ...Feeding someone's ego with constant adoration and commentary. Telling someone everything they want to hear and nothing they need to hear.
seriously. Im not blowing smoke up your ass!!!! you are so pretty. I wish I could be just like you... Your husband/wife is so handsome/pretty..... You have the nicest car.....I wish I had hair just like yours... etc...etc....
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A person who gives complements blindly and without thought.
I try to criticize you so that you can improve, but you are not willing to listen. You just want me to always be blowing smoke up your ass.
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1st use:Used when someone gives you the middle finger.
2nd use: Used when someone denies you something, such as a job, a bite of their yummy sandwich, sex, etc..
1st use:
(Person 1) gives person 2 the finger.
(Person 2) STICK IT UP YOUR ASS AND ROTATE...BITCH!!!!
2nd use:
(Person 1) Escuse me sir, may I please have a small bite of your yummy sandwich?
(Person 2) No, buy your own lunch you bloody fool.
(Person 1) Well in that case, you can can take your rancid sandwich and stick up your ass and rotate!!!!
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person 1: where's my ipod
person 2: up your ass and around the corner
oh now i found my ipod
to hide something and say where it is known as up your ass and around the corner
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Meaning that you are going to be beaten or killed for whatever transgression you committed. Old testament of the Bible speaks of terrible punishments given by God.
Someone deliberately scratches your car. You tell the person that you are going to go old testament on your ass. You lay an ass whopping on him and you have effectively 'gone old testament on his ass'
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An insult to any guy that makes you look weak or retarded, so shoving a lightsaber up their anus will make it look like they had a laser erection. Who's the retarded one now?
Darth Vader: Luke, I told everyone that I am your father.
Luke: Shove a lightsaber up your ass.
*shoves lightsaber up vader's ass making it look like he has a laser dick.*
Darth Sidious: You could have fucked Padme like that
*vader fucks sidious with laser dick, sidious dies.*
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