bat an eye

To not give a flying fuck

When the popo be discriminating on black people, FOX News don't even bat an eye!!

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Bat soup

In early 2020 the covid-19 outbreak occurred leaving many to wonder how it originated, it was believed to come from a bat. On Twitter a viral video of a woman eating a bat soup with the misleading caption claiming she started the pandemic, the video was quickly debunked as the video came out in 2016, 4 years ago in Palau not Wuhan but it was too late as people have been misinformed.

Bat soup is a racist term and is entirely untrue to the covid-19 outbreak origins

Person 1: Ugh I hate wearing a mask! It’s all because some Chinese chink ate bat soup.

Person 2: Don’t say that, that’s racist.

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Bat Wank

Spanking one out, while hanging your feet over the door ie upside down. take and orange or in extreme bat wank situations a lemon and bite down,

The key is to shoot your beans before you pass out, warning a crashmat or mattressmight be advisable in extreme bat wank situations

I shot my beans against the HD plasma as i was bat wanking to trisha because she looked so real.

I hurt my head after passing out in an extreme "Bat Wank"

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Low Bats

When a person's trousers and lowered and fasted around the buttocks or just below them. Usually common in rude boys and people who live in certain areas and estates. Originated from a prison where all black men had their belts taken off them because one black man strangled a white man with his belt, this caused their trousers to lower as thay walked. This was then taken up by people outside.

O my God bruv, look at that brers low bats.

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buffing the bat

1. Slang for "polishing one's awards".

2. Masturbation

Rory was really buffing the bat in that meeting.

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jew bat

a bat that hibernates in the nose of a jew during winter

i hate jew bats

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the caged bat

The act of sticking a creature of the night, such as a cricket or lizard, inside a woman's vagina. the moment of the animal inside cause pain, yet a glisten of pleasure. Not intended for children under 18.

pleasurepainhornycrazythe caged batcaged batorgasm

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