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soft option

1. n. in a number of choices, the one considered to be easy or the easiest to do, involving the least difficulty or exertion.
2. n. the easiest of two or more possible choices.

Chemical castration: the soft option? More than 100 British sex offenders have volunteered for 'chemical castration'. But do the drugs make them harmless? (Aitkenhead, Demma. The Guardian. Chemical castration: the soft option? Article published 18 January 2013.)

See doss.

"It looks easy, this, but it's not. It looks like a doss, like a soft option." Mark Renton in _Trainspotting_, describing using heroin.

by Smartjanitor June 30, 2013


Soft wax

A type of wax that is soft.also from bee swarm simulator

Wow, you have a lot of soft wax in bee swarm simulator

by Puffshroom December 29, 2022


generation soft

Then next step toward ever increasing human fragility, weakness and tolerance of genuinely poor behavior.

Yeah, everyone feels sad at times.

Some people do become clinically depressed and require medical treatment.

But just deciding that, as a professional athlete or Olympian, that you've become just too fragile to do interviews or compete for your country is generation soft.

by YAWA July 31, 2021


Soft Jimmy

A soft, flaacid penis.

Rachel wouldn’t shut up so I smacked her lips with my soft jimmy.

After I busted my nut, I tapped her forehead a few times with my soft jimmy.

My uncle paid me a midnight visit and rubbed my soft jimmy a few times.

by Eaton Holgoode February 13, 2018


soft press

When a person tries to finesse you into doing what they want. May include slight threats, but no physical violence.

A man from up the street told me this neighborhood ain’t big enough for the both of us. I told him kick rocks, because no one is gonna soft press me and make me move.

by Hell owe July 9, 2022


soft king

When a soft boy becomes something.

Look Axel is on that small hill, he's a soft king.

by Emereldmaster333 May 22, 2018


Long soft

The state in which a penis is not quite erect but not flacid.

-I woke up and after morning wood i was long soft for 3 hours

-I can't get a boner, just long soft.

by thisclaim November 24, 2010