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A boyfriend that doesn’t know how to set boundaries with females , or just had too many female friends/ very popular with girls 💀(red flag)
Me: My boyfriend is spending time with so many other girls :< it hurts I never hear about his male friends.
You: sorry girl, you got a community boyfriend 🚩💀🤯
Also commonly abbreviated as BF Roulette, this is the culmination of a girl's desperation. She proceeds to advertise to people, often on live social media, that she will host a game of BF Roulette. After doing so, she posts her phone number and sticks her phone into her vagina. Calls will tend to come in from a wide variety of people, depending on the nature of the initial advertisement. The vibrations caused by the call that causes her to orgasm is the person who becomes her boyfriend. Depending on the phone and call density, the drawing process takes anywhere from a few minutes to an hour.
Alyssa was tired of trying to work for a man that suited her. At this point, all she wanted was a good, hard fuck. As her horniness got the best of her, she tweets her number as throes of willing men, close and far, young and old, black and white, begin to send vibrations into her vagina with the touch of a button. As she reached climax, she takes note of the number, sits at her computer, and posts again:
" Boyfriend Roulette: 107th caller!!! Lucky man ;) "
...and proceeds to call the number that made her cum.
Meanwhile...
Mike: *Phone rings* awwwwwww yeah
Much like a friend with benefits except the benefits go beyond the sexual sphere. The boy becomes attached and wants both emotional and sexual support from you without any committment. If someone asks, much like friends with benefits, you are not together, just friends. You know, friends who call each other just to say good night, friends who invite each other for holidays, friends who sleepover once a week, friends who have sex and do all other things sexual yet listen to sappy songs in the dark, etc. etc. Really for all intents and purposes you are a couple, but refuse to admit it and pretend everyone else doesn't know it.
Pseudo-boyfriend, "So you wanna hang out tonight." girl, "Yeah sure." P.B, "Well I am hungry so how about we get dinner, maybe go see a movie later." girl, "is it ok if my roommate comes?" p.b, "I just wanted it to be us tonight, I really need to talk to you about some things that have been bothering me and maybe you could stay over tonight" girl,"ok see ya in a bit." Roommate, "so what you up to tonight?" girl, "Just hanging out with __________." Roommate, " right...."
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Kim Namjoon is the embodiment of Boyfriend Material and nobody can argue otherwise.
Anti: ew this namjook guy is gross
An Intellectual: uhm, no, you see his sweater? Thats boyfriend material right there.
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A homosexuals straight male companion. The guy a gay guy can have an incredible bond with, sometimes life lasting, and both give a receive a true love without any sexual desire. Like brotherhood, which is very unique between alot of straight and gay people.
"warren is my straight boyfriend"
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A Fortnite boyfriend is sum1 that doesn't want an actual relationship. They will love and cherish you every time you get a kill. Every night they will send you an invite and you have to except or ELSE. If you ever get a win together every1 will be jealous. You can have an actual physical relationship but only if you agree to it, But you are fortnite players so don't get your hopes up. Fortnite boyfriends HAVE TO BE LOYAL AND DONT TALK TO ANY OTHER FORTINITE HOES or REGULAR HOES.
Josh: hey Leah do you wanna hang out tonight;)
Leah: uh I kinda have a fortnite date with my Fortnite boyfriend sorry he has like 69 wins <3
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The fella that your girlfriend keeps around in waiting as a back-up to you. Similar to a Sancho, however a redshirt boyfriend may or may not have had relations with your girlfriend while you were dating.
Many times a soon-to-be Ex-boyfriend has met his replacement before realizing his doomed fate.
etymology: a Redshirt Freshman is an american college football term for an athlete who practices with the team, but sees little game time in order save a year of his eligibility to play for his team at a later date.
No one was really surprised that John and Sally broke up. I guess Sally will probably be spending more time with that dude, David. He's been her Redshirt Boyfriend for a while now.
I think Cindy is going to break up with me. I think she has a Redshirt boyfriend
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