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When you bust such a fat load in your pants you look like a baby that just shat itself
Dallin:uhhh *cum noises*
Jacob: bro did you just nut!!??
Kitt:ew he has a cum chub!
When the extreme grotesque appearance of a female causes your penis to shrink even smaller than its already flaccid position.
Aww man, is that fat chick wearing a one-piece denim dress? I think I just got negative chub
A suspected (but not verified) hard-on.
Making out without sex almost always produces a ghost chub.
Zeke and Marie were making out: what do you want to bet Zeke's got ghost chub?
When a man likes a woman with a few extra pounds
See my man J, he likes a lil' chub in the tub.
The act of receiving a handjob with the giver using a prosthetic wooden hand, possibly with the fingers simply glued on.
Reference to the 1996 classic, Happy Gilmore - and his golf coach, Chubs.
My girlfriend got her hand ripped off in a woodchipper yesterday, so I made her give me the ole chubs hand a few minutes after she woke up from surgery.
A large disgusting ball of orange fur. Does nothing but lie around and stink and waste space.
Great googly moogly, I was going to sit here, but thankfully I saw this Chub Fuck here right before I sat on it.
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