A female loser. Also probably a femcel.
Anonymous: “I feel so girl failure”
You probably
Friend 1: What’s a girl failure?
Friend 2: Look in a mirror
A male celebrity crush whom you wish was a girl since men suck
Girl 1: My girl failure posted on insta 😍
Girl 2: Bro, that's just Cillian Murphy
devine failure is a song on youtube by elsooyer
have you heard the song divine failure
Bladder failure refers to the act of being unable to hold your pee and releasing urine into your underwear or pants or possibly your sheets.
Was driving home and i really had to go. had a Bladder Failure in the car. so embarrassing
Being a Failure is when Steven He's dad grabs the sandal and gives you permanent emotional damage.
You are being a failure.
-Steven's Dad
A phrase used by a manager as an awkward semi-apology after they lose their temper at their employees. This is the closest to an apology you're likely to get.
Prevalent in the UK tech and consulting sector.
(after boss has stopped shouting obscenities at their staff)
"I'm afraid I've had a sense of humour failure..."