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The time when a man kills another man for the first time in honorable combat.
I was only 21 when I experienced my first blood. Since then, nobody's ever fucked with me.
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The only Disney princess who originally was not a princess at birth and by definition would not be a princess as her mother was not born a princess either and this makes her a "Royal Consort." Technically invalidating this child princess of her royal status. But hey what do I know? This wanna-be princess can also talk to animals and hides that shit for no reason.
Sophia the First is a child's show on Disney Junior. Disney has a lax definition and/or understanding of princesses. Disney Princesses can be princesses even if they just do heroic things. Like Mulan.
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When a telescope or astronomical instrument is first used to take an image after construction.
I just started to build a 100 meter optical telescope in my backyard: first light will be in 2038.
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(n.) when two people fall in love, but you both want each other to win. it's something you say so that you both win.
You: I love you!
Me: I love you moreeeeee!
You: NO! I DO
Me: NO YOU FECKING BETCH, I DO.
You: TIE FOR FIRST?
Me: Okay. (: <3
You: (; <3
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A set of moral, social, political, economic and philosophical principles followed by first world countries which is treated as a benchmark for a civilized state.
U.S.A is actively trying to spread First Worldism. I hope the don't attack Afghanistan.
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a phrase that would denote ‘taking everything into consideration' or ‘all in all’.
First and last, he gave up the idea of going abroad for employment.
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When you know that you're the first person to use a public bathroom after it had been cleaned or sanitized.
Nearly as good a feeling as being the first to conquer a new mountain route.
poop toilet office deuce
Dude, I went to go deuce at the office today. Toilet was clean, toilet paper was full. Awesome first descent!
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