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It is when a whore at a truck stop give you a blowjob with a spearmint altoid in their mouth.
Damn Forest how did you get the A.I.D.S? I got it from this dude at the Flying J who gave me a lot lizard blizzard bro... sucks... for real!
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The unplanned, isle-by-isle search required to locate a misplaced vehicle; usually a consequence of concurrent texting, cell phone conversation or other multi-tasking distraction.
WTF! I've lost my shit fer real this time...took me a 20 minute parking lot tour to find the damn car!
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A question you need to park (save) until the end of a presentation.
It's a fancy way of saying, "Please hold all questions until the end of the presentation."
This protocol is usually reserved for business meetings held over the telephone, a setup that seems to embolden participants to jump in at any time with multiple long-winded questions, slowing down the meeting significantly, and leading other participants to become unfocused to the degree that they start playing solitaire and mentally disengage from the meeting.
Bob: Interrupting...blah, blah, blah.
Sally: Let's parking lot questions. Okay, Bob?
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The act of following strangers in a crowded parking lot in hopes to get their parking spot.
The mall parking lot was crazy Christmas Eve, I drove around an hour and couldn't get a spot so I went Parking Lot Stalker and followed this old couple all the way from the door about five feet behind them and took their spot. It was contagious, on my way in I saw three other cars doing it.
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Any street where some balla, goon or other thug stops his car in the middle of it while he hollas at his homies or a ho, usually impeding traffic.
If you drive through tha hood, be prepared to run into a ghetto parking lot.
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Sitting in a car in a parking lot with your friends. Talking about everything, listening to music. Climbing light poles, and eating food. Running around the parking lot in floaties and cowboy hats. Parking at 11 pm till 5 am or ??. usually end up sitting on the pavement. Talking on phones trying to figure out what else to do, but end up sitting at the parking lot for hours. Usually what you do if you're poor and have no gas, and live in Flint Michigan.
Amber: Man i'm so bored get off of WoW let's go somewhere.
Megan: okay i leveled. uhh lets get breadsticks and cream cheese.
Amber: alright. And have a parking lot party?
*gets breadsticks from little caesars and pulls up to farmer jack parking lot to eat*
Amber: what you'm want to do?
Megan: i unno
*amber on phone calling people to see if any parties going on*
5 hours later
*megan and amber sitting on pavement listening to The Spill Canvas laughing because Amanda is climbing the light pole. Takes pictures for myspace*
the end
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After the club closes, you pick up somebody in the parking lot to go home with.
The girls and I danced so much last night at the club, that by the time we paid any attention to the guys, it was closing time. As we headed out to our car, I saw a cute guy and decided I wanted to hook up with him. I approached him and after a little parking lot pimping on my part, we headed back to my place.
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