Midnight Lila is a term referring to the Lila you attempt to interact with after around 11 o'clock at night. Midnight Lila is prone to insulting you in ways that daytime Lila had never even considered...and, therefore, is much more interesting.
"You're talking to midnight Lila. What did you expect?"
Usually referring to the closet or space underneath a persons bed used to hide someone that was snuck into the house.
Keeping storage boxes underneath your bed is your moms way of preventing any midnight escapes.
A towel or piece of clothing used for cleaning up cum and fluids due to masturbating, usually done at night.
Josh silently cleaned up after masturbating at his parents house with his midnight rag.
A man whom by all appearances is straight, but is secretly leading the life of an aggressive gay male. He preys on unsuspecting men at local gyms; convincing them to perform homosexual acts. The typical meeting times being the midnight hour. Also see "Midnight Bear" or "Bearded Wrangler".
LA fitness is a known territory of midnight wranglers!
when your dog in the background making erodic noises wile you stick 3 metal or steel bars up your anus in the midnight
bro u lowkey tryna get a midnight wormhole
A poo you take in the middle of the night
I had a midnight creeper around 4am