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Someone who's IQ and/or brain cell count is in the negatives. An uncommon insult used to describe someone's intellectual capacities.
That kid Josh, he's such a fucking negative, he is so fucking stupid.
A term that is used to describe when someone makes a dirty joke out of something not meant to be dirty
Jill: Yeah Tom is always making dirty jokes out of what I say and it’s fucking annoying
Kelly: Yeah I know he loves being negative all the time.
When the extreme grotesque appearance of a female causes your penis to shrink even smaller than its already flaccid position.
Aww man, is that fat chick wearing a one-piece denim dress? I think I just got negative chub
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1. Even chiller than saying "no worries."
2. Having less than 0 worries.
Guy 1: My fault man, apologies.
Guy 2: Negative worries broheim, all good.
Guy 1: Whoa, cool phrase, you're obviously quite chill.
In Haitian Creole, neg lakay means the guy around town. It is a term of endearment given to the cutest guy in your neighborhood, street, school and the like.
Neg lakay stands out in a crowd, typically because they're very tall in stature, and you can see their smile from a 200 yards away.
Neg lakay is everyone's friend and always makes others feel like they're the most important people in the world, even when they tell the same story over and over again.
Jean-Claude: Neg lakay, wash your dishes right away please.
Neg lakay/Pierre-Antoine: Sorry dad, I forgot.
Steve: PA, why is your dad calling you the N word?
When a company of any kind makes an advertisement for their competition, in such a way that would cause negative responses.
1. Husband "Oh, hey hun. Just dropped Jake off at daycare."
Wife:"Go get him quick! I just saw on TV that Roman Polanski works there!"
"Oh, calm down, that's just negative advertising."
2. TV Announcer: "Thinking about going to the Stageville Concert Hall this weekend? Well good! Cause Coldplay's gonna be there!"
Man on Couch:"Fuck that shit, I'm going to the place downtown."
Women on Couch: "No, silly. It's negative advertising, it's just cause they know that Coldplay is a sucky motherfucker of a band that deserves to choke on their own cocks for force-feeding us all their whiny bull-crap."
When someone's shorts are so incredibly short, they are in fact negative.
Oh my... have you seen amanda's negative shorts? But Kayla certainly takes the gold for most negative shorts.