Someone who's IQ and/or brain cell count is in the negatives. An uncommon insult used to describe someone's intellectual capacities.
That kid Josh, he's such a fucking negative, he is so fucking stupid.
A term that is used to describe when someone makes a dirty joke out of something not meant to be dirty
Jill: Yeah Tom is always making dirty jokes out of what I say and it’s fucking annoying
Kelly: Yeah I know he loves being negative all the time.
When the extreme grotesque appearance of a female causes your penis to shrink even smaller than its already flaccid position.
Aww man, is that fat chick wearing a one-piece denim dress? I think I just got negative chub
A view of someone/something that is not positive.
I'd rather someone had a negative view of me than a false positive one. At least it's their view of me, and not a view I forced them to have because I was desperate to prove I didn't care what anybody thought of me. Of course I care as much as the next guy/girl what other people think of me, but they're still going to think what they are going to think anyway, and that's the reality of it.
1. Even chiller than saying "no worries."
2. Having less than 0 worries.
Guy 1: My fault man, apologies.
Guy 2: Negative worries broheim, all good.
Guy 1: Whoa, cool phrase, you're obviously quite chill.