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another's ejactulation upon one's face
Damn! I french pressed that bitch last night!
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Someone bullshitting trying to impress others over the interwebz.
Boy in chat room- "I have a 10 incher"
Girl in same chat room- "Im so E-pressed, prove it"
Boy in chat room- "here you go"
Girl in chat room- "feed it some cheese. I new you were trying to E-press me you bullshit artist."
Boy with small dong in chat room- "STFU, your mom! **logs out**"
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when you iron you penis to where is is “pressed”
John “i just penis pressed today”
Larry “so you got the flatbread?”
John “that’s what Hannah said she likes”
Larry “hah lol so she has a coin slot”
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A weightlifting excercise in which the lifter lays down on a bench, with a freeweight in each hand, arms parallel to the floor, and makes circles of a very small diameter while slowly bringing the weights up until the two weights have as little separation without touching as possible, perpendicular to the floor.
Griffin: Man, I just did a Man Press of 75! I'm sweating like a beast!
Alex: Yeah but you can't open the doors to the man store yet. F***ing pansy.
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What one can say when a top of the line woman walks by, as you are taken aback by ones beauty.
Guys, is that Chanyne? Stop the presses.
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to brew one nasty ass fart and then pull down your pants and place your sweet ass on your friends face and let er rip.......
To initiate this friendship....I would like to offer you a pressed ham.....
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A fucking gengi main who kills bastions 24/7 my being a fuckboi spammer
A gengi is a fuckboi when he does the press e
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