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The shriveled testicles of a male body builder who suffers from steroid abuse.
Steve can’t have kids because his roid raisins shoot blanks.
A pellet of rabbit feces secretly placed amongst an offering of dried grapes as a prank. May be one or many added into the mix.
Bobby was supposed to bring trail mix for the trip, but he filled the bag with devil raisins.
When you put your balls in a woman's ass
I took that bitch on a date and then gave her some chocolate raisins!
When a small curd of shit sneaks out before your asshole slams shut while farting. Similar to sharting only you know its got to stay there awhile because you cant get to a place to wipe your ass
I got a wet raisin and its giving me a smelly rash
One person throws up on another's butt and he poops a raisin textured poop on his chest.
She gave me a raisin bran last night.
Praisin’ Raisins are a form of fake currency that students at Hunt elementary receive for good behavior and strong academic work. This form of currency can be redeemed for prizes that are housed in a glass case that is on display in the cafeteria and have a point value. The higher the point value, the better the prize and the more Praisin’ Raisins students have to save up. Back in the day, Praisin’ Raisins were a colorful sheet of paper (usually green or pink) that had a picture of a dancing raisin on it. As noted in the photograph above, the current Praisin’ Raisin has been stripped of these features. Despite the change in design, the purpose remains the same. Students are given an opportunity to turn their good behavior and actions into a prize. For students from low-income surroundings, these toys provide a special opportunity to receive a reward for hard work without having to spend any money on it. The glass case of prizes motivates students to work hard and try to acquire the toy that they want the most before another student is able to get it. This form of positive reinforcement encourages students to do their best.
“You did a great job today Moochie! You get a praisin raisin! “
"did you know that raisins were originally grapes? :0"
You look like a raisin before it was raisned
Because that would be grape