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A prominent Burglar of restaurant collectibles stole my California raisins that I collected from Hardee’s
Some a hole came over from Minnesota and stole my California raisins that I collected from Hardees, hence forth that person will forever be know as a California raisin thief
I film granny porn for a living. Raisin tits are common in my line of work.
When someone who already has very small nuts get cold
“Man it’s so cold out that I got Raisin Seeds”
The polar opposite of a ladyboner. Hard, shriveled, completely unsexy.
Marjorie Taylor Greene is a walking raisin-clit.
When a small curd of shit sneaks out before your asshole slams shut while farting. Similar to sharting only you know its got to stay there awhile because you cant get to a place to wipe your ass
I got a wet raisin and its giving me a smelly rash
The shriveled testicles of a male body builder who suffers from steroid abuse.
Steve can’t have kids because his roid raisins shoot blanks.
A pellet of rabbit feces secretly placed amongst an offering of dried grapes as a prank. May be one or many added into the mix.
Bobby was supposed to bring trail mix for the trip, but he filled the bag with devil raisins.