Tight Rules

Meaningless phrase that sounds hip enough for nobody to question it. This enables you to sound like you have your finger on the urban pulse when in reality you sit in your country house all day playing classical music and looking at your monkey puzzle tree. Can be used as a response to pretty much any statement, depending on it's infliction.

1. (positive infliction) Aggresive looking teenagers: Hey! We've scored some buzz on the dip with the floonies up whitespit!
You(not comprehending): Tight Rules!

2. (negative infliction) Aggresive looking teenagers: Spuz monkey, dude. Our hicks got our number and now we fry in twenty-five, you ringin' what we jack?
You: Tight Rules, man. Tight Rules.

ool rule

The number one rule of any pool. No pee (p) in my pool.

"Welcome swimmers! This is my pool. In my pool we have rules. The number one rule is the ool rule. As u can see, there is no pee (p) in my pool, let's try to keep it that way."

Rule 52

The correct amount of times your allowed to be called before being taken off the list. Rule 52 also includes Rule 53 a motion to reconsider to be taken off the call list.

"are you aware of rule 52?'

hammock rule

the rule that says it is impossible to be unhappy when you are on a hammock.

Things that follow the hammock rule:
- Hammocks
- Trampolines
- The Big Bang Theory theme song
- Bouncy castles
- Glow Sticks
- Glow in the dark stars
- Helium
- Silly string
- The Planets
- 11:11
- Calvin and Hobbes
- "Bazinga!"
- Monsters Inc
- Meet the Robinsons
- The Incredibles
- Art Attack
- Nutella
- Toaster Strudels

Rule #7

Rule 7 - never fall in love.

Rule #7- Never fall in love - it will break you into peaces

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rule 2121

You cannot talk about COVID-19, the flu, Ebola, or any heart disease in tinder.

User: I would post a nude video today, but COVID-19 is hitting hard...
Follower: Rule 2121
User: ...

Urinal Rule

If a bro walks into a bathroom said bro must take the furthest urinal away from the bro already in there.If urinal 1 and 6 are taken, the bro must use urinal 3.If urinal 1,3 and 6 are taken a bro must wait or MAN UP and use a cubical.

A bro WILL NOT under any circumstances speak to a fellow bro in the urinal.A bro WILL NOT look at another bro using the urinal.

Danny(walks into bathroom):*I'm gonna take urinal 1 since noonses in here*

Brad(enters a few seconds later):*Damn.1 in taken, but 6 in open*(He proceed to the furthest urinal)

Non-bro(walks in): *Huh?Urinal 2 in open.I always use 2.*(goes to urinal 2) What up bro!(Non-bro just broke the no speaking rule)

Danny:*dies*

Brad:WTF dude.Why did you speak to him.

Non-bro:I was just greeting him

Brad:Fuck you.You're no bro you broke the urinal rule.Your new name is "That Guy"

Non-bro:*dies in shame*

Danny:*Comes back to life*Thanks for the revive bro.Wanna gets drinks?I'm buying

Brad:Cool bro.Anytime

(They initiate the bro five and dips)

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