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awesome bassist for the cure
and he has awesome hair =D
let's go listen to lovecats it has awesome bass
smart person: simon gallup is the awesomest bassist ever
dumbass: yo let's go listen to 50 cent
smart person: you, my friend, are a dumbass
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1. Giving everything a snarky and brutal thumbs down or hyper-generous thumbs up and presenting it as an expert opinion, while using an authoritative voice.
2. Progressive cultural and artistic ruin caused by the promotion of music that is sung in an artistically dead, soulless, and ambitious manner.
1. He was Simon Cowelling the movie, the restaurant's menu, and even the waitress when it was time to leave a tip. Then he Jeremy Clarksoned my car on the way home. Even his girlfriend was embarrassed.
2. Commercial radio has been Simon Cowelling us since the beginning.
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Blowing small issues out of ungodly proportions
We filled his room with plastic bags and then he started Doing A Simon
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Also a suggester of urbandictionary.com as the best website in the commentary for Shaun of the Dead. In reference to the line about his mother, "She's like butter", for which they didn't decide on a definition.
Simon Pegg rocks, girls say he's like butter
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a person who makes plans with a person/group but flops last minute. pulls a no-show or changes the plans entirely so that it does not include the person he/she promised to chill with before.
"Yea Nitin said we should go to the mall today but he called just now and said he's hanging out with his college pals. So he is Pulling a Simon today.
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adj. The absolute hottest a shower's water can get.
Man, my balls were cold so I took a simon-hot shower. Now my pubic hair has been seared off.
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a joke that was once a party starter but then simon came along and ruined it!!!
Simon: hey guys, i have a 2 inch penis.
Everybody: shut the fuck up simon
*everybody procedes to beat the crap out of simon*
Simon: no please.. THE PAIN!!!
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