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When something is really really REALLY cool, you call it "Squirt-tastic".
Oh wow! That sandwich was Squirt-tastic!
The most boss ass turtle you’ll ever meet
Squirt the turtle is a fucking Greek god or some shit
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in reference to a female (or male) who looks good enough to ejaculate in, on or around.
rob: hey dude, you see that girl? she is welllll fittttt!
pete: o yeee man, she is soooooo worth the squirt!
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The entire month of September females cannot masturbate, have sex, or orgasm. It is like No Nut November for females
"Yo Becky Did you pass No Squirt September? No I lost yesterday."
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Bum squirt is any kind of liquid that comes from a bum
The bum squirt that was leaking from the bum is nothing you want to drink
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The result of eating too much Mexican food. Will most likely secrete from the anus, but can come from the mouth.
Aaron had a steak burrito with extra beans Friday night. On Saturday morning, he experienced the horrible Mexican squirt.
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After being ass raped by numerous men, the taker then squirts the semen out.
Example: Did you see the load Sburch "gay squirted"?
Hey, did you see the "gay squirt" Sburch shot out after that jam season?
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