Ouija board

A satanic marketing ploy used to implant satanic messages into your childrens heads BY form of board game.

Satan is ina board game

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boarding school

A place where kids go to get away from home earlier than most, grow on their own and are put in a bubble that shelters them to the outside world's harm and harsh realities....drugs used often

campus in the middle of nowhere, small town, brick buildings, curfew and preps

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cheese on a board

to be screwed

if my parents find out about last night i am cheese on a board

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Pepper Board

When a girl is riding you, you blow pepper into her face to make her sneeze, making her vagina tighter.

Dude do you have any pepper? I'm trying to pepper board this girl tonight.

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ouija board

The ouija board is for contacting spirits ... It's not evil Stupid Teenagers think it's evil ,cause they don't know how to use it !
If you have no expirience with the occult ,stay away from this ! It can be very helpfull ,but you need to cast a protection circle .
Btw it't deffinetly not "Satanic" nor is it "Christian" nor any other religion what so ever ... It's not a toy ,it's a tool ,and it's not reccomended for kids(teens).

John got possesed by an evil spirit(entity) ...
Why ?
Cause he was too damn lazy and stupid to cast a Protection !!!
Then the evil spirit was banished.
After that he came here posting crap ,and telling people that it was a "Devil's tool" "Satanic gateway" AND scaring People ... * The ouija board isn't evil *
That's why i think people are stupid ^_^

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Boarding School

A school that you go live at, gives a good impression on paper but you really come out of it a little gayer because it is a 4 year slumber party with your best friends. Also, you learn really how to beat the system and evade getting in trouble rather than learning any actual school and come to realize that dip is the only way to relieve your stress and can be complimented by a late night shower at 2 am.

(I went to boarding school and this was daily routine)

"On my first day of boarding school, I was nervous of going into the shower withe everyone else, now we fit 3 guys into 1 shower"

"Dude can you throw down some money for a log? i payed for the past 5 tins"

"I'm not really gay I'm just gay"

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Running board

Trucker slang for a piece of bacon.

Then a trucker goes into a restaurant an orders six running boards the waitress knows he wants six pieces of bacon.

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