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When two consenting adults put there bare ass cheeks together and press firmly. They then proceed to fully force the shit out of their asses and come to completion.
Me and the wife are looking to spice it up, we’re gonna go home and do the good old fashioned Mid-Day Chocolate Truffle
Red Velvet Truffle Butter is when you pull you dick out of the asshole an continue fucking her pussy while she's on her period. The substance around her pussy is red velvet ruffle butter (cum mixed with period blood).
Baby, I didn't know you were on your period, now you got red velvet truffle butter happening.
Where you shove your finger in your poop hoop and bunny hop forward in a shuffling motion, then remove your selected finger from your sphincter and hold it in the air like a truffle and skiff your best buddy.
Pedro asked Philippe how he managed to pull the scouse lass, he simply told her, 'I used the old favourite Portuguese truffle shuffle'.
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The collection of a delightful musty treat (truffle butter) at the base of a mans cock, upon the index finger, shaping the finger into a fish hook shape and hooking an unexpecting slut in the corner of the mouth while ass jacking her.
The truffle butter fish hook, is the best way to keep the skank whores coming back! Hey Brian! I'll bet she didn't call you back because you didn't use the truffle butter flavored fish hook!
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During anal penetration the reciever releases soft poo.
Thin truffles of poo seep out between the penis and the anal wall. This sepage of poo realeases baltimore chocolate truffels.
"Hey Laquanda you wanna South Baltimore Chocolate Truffle?"
or "We covered billy's wedding cake in south baltimore chocolate truffles!"
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When one man is having sex with another man and he cum's in his ass, then the guy that is getting fucked in the ass takes a diarrhea shit and runny shit and cum runs out his ass, across his balls and down his penis and into the mouth of the girl sucking his dick.
Girl "OMG i decided to have a 3 way with these 2 guys and pulled a White German Truffle Slide on me and before i know i had shit and cum in my mouth"
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the most insulating sentence that a person can say to someone.
You are a super knuckle kanuckle bill buckle banana truffle headass!
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