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The domicile that fosters camaraderie of the bois
Yo let’s meet at alpha house for some camaraderie with the bois
A bloke who loves sinking piss, talking bulk shit and may or may not have a silicon copy of his and his best mates penis back to back offset on his bed side table. An Alpha Bloke can maintain a constant stream of shit from the oral cavity from 50 min to 150min and can power half of the east coast with a flurry of ‘power burpies’s’.
The defining factor of an Alpha Bloke is being able to delete head noise by making all of their mates laugh while being a high caliber good cunt.
Stay out of your self!!
Yeah mate, takes a proper good cunt to be an Alpha blokes cunt
A superior period that makes everyone other women sync to it
Mary: Have you gotten your. Period
Jane: No it synced with Nancy she has the Alpha period
Munchies obtained from high quality restaurants. See Beta-Munchies and Gamma-Munchies.
When I got high I decided to spoil myself with Alpha-Munchies. So I went to an Indian Restaurant and spent $20 on myself.
The ache or pain your tongue gets by over performing alphabet cunilingus on your partners clitoris. This is done by following the strokes of each letter from A to Z like you would with a pen except with your tongue.
"Man, I have serious alpha-ache, Suzi wanted me to perform War and Peace on her last night''
A passive-agressive girl who frequently touches and flirts with unavailable men in front of their wives or girlfriends.
If that alpha skank rubs up on my date one more time I'll break her nose.
When your slang, way of speaking, and/or way of texting is contagious, and other people tend to copy or adopt it.
John: "I'm so tilted."
Sarah: "Since when did you start using the word 'tilted?'"
John: "I got it from Max. He has alpha mouth."