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He always gets to be first. Damn you first guy
Guy 1: Haha im first
Guy 2: Why are you always first :(
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A game played with your bros, usually 3 or 4 of them while in the car, walking somewhere or just chilling . The game consists of one person asking Kill 1 Marry 1 Fuck 1 and saying 3 girls names from your school or workplace. The others then answer by saying who they would kill marry and fuck. After everyone has gone, the person usually to the right of the 1st person goes and picks 3 more and the game continues. Any number of people can say the same combination of girls and explain their reasoning of their choice. Remember its only a game for you and your bros if played with acquaintances or just regular friends its not as good. NEVER BRING IT UP WHILE WITH A GIRL!
Ex. 1
*Walking to B Stop Pizza*
John- Alright boys Kill 1 Marry 1 Fuck 1. Lisa, Emily, and Jess
Erick- Definitely Kill Emily Marry Jess and Fuck Lisa.
Danny- No way bro! Fuck Emily Marry Lisa Kill Jen
Zach- Dude I'd have to go with Danny, Jess is a major bitch.
Ex. 2
Zach- Fuck Me.
John- Shit man what happened?
Zach- Well me and Kayley were bored and we wanted to play a game so without thinking I asked her Kill 1 Marry 1 Fuck 1 and named off her friends and when I tried to explain it to her she bitch slapped me and broke up with me and now we can never chill with that group of girls again.
Danny- Your a fucking dumb ass dude! that was a completely asenine thing to do!! I just got a text from Melissa and shes breaking up with me because Kayley told their group about that shit!
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The best fucking day of the year. Periodt.
John: What’s the date?
Max: It’s June 1st. Only the best fucking day of the year! Let’s go out for drinks!
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Depressed but laughs alot. Has alot of friends and is not a fake friend. A libra is also a arty kind so she can draw well :^
Oct 1 is a birthday. Give that person attation pls.
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A game for men, where chilidish cod fans screaming "I'm gonna fuck your mom!" are not welcome.
"Hey, you wanna play some cod?"
"Does it look like I'm a pussy, I'm a man and I play battlefield 1!"
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Thanks for actually searching something serious for once.
3x+1 is a mathematics problem. it goes like this:
take a number. any positive, whole number (not like -34 or 25.7751, but like 4, 39 or 249). if its even divide by two, if its odd, multiply by three and add one (thats what the name comes from). now repeat this, and eventually you should get to one, however this has not been proven even by the best mathematicians out there.
i have to type it here, so i guess: 3x+1
June 1 is the day where all the beautiful,smart,caring and funny people are born and they deserved to be loved
Mark: dang look at her she must be my future wife
Edward: she's too pretty,smart,caring and funny for you she might be mine plus she was born on june 1st
Lily: why is he so smart? I wish I can be like him
Ruby: He must be born on june 1st
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