Erick Brian Colon

Erick Brian Colon is an amazingly sexy member of CNCO. One wishes to either be him or be with him. Erick esta pero bien chingon, chistoso y chulo. Sus ojos son un color bien bellísimos de azul y verdes. Todo los CNCOWNERS lo aman y los de mas piensan que es bien sexy. Erick es mi favorito del la banda. He is very cute, sexy, funny, and smart. I wish one day to meet him in person.

Mi mamá : is Erick Brian Colon funny?
Yo: omg yes es pero bien chistoso

Mi familia: que te gusta de el
Yo: bueno sus ojos, su estado de ser, su sonrisa, y sus bailes muy sexy

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BYE COLONIZER

A phrase used by content creators and their moderators to dismiss trolls before issuing an invitation to the Block Party

BYE COLONIZER 👋🏼

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Colon Crockpot

The end result of too much procrastipating (wasting time by sitting on the shitter) until after an excessive amount of time you realize that you didn't actually shit, but now it's too late and you have to get off the pot (ttl;cs - took too long, couldn't shit) just before you turn into a HPC-DB (human pressure cooker - dirty bomb) you first go through the stage known as the "Colon Crockpot"

If he didn't make it home soon, the pungent aroma leaking out of his Colon Crockpot wasn't the only thing that will be leaking out!

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the colon and p rule

there is no space between the colon and p in a laugh face

The Colon and P rule:

:P correct

: P incorrect

Semi-Colon Cancer

1. A cancer that occurs in the semi-colon. It is deadly. Side-effects include: a coma and/or massive periods, even in men.

2. A minor bout of colon cancer, not to be confused with number 1.

3. A semi-colon that pops outs out of your printer, copier, scanner, etc. irregularly.

I have a period and I'm a man. I must have Semi-Colon Cancer! Darn it.

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Total Colon Blowout

A huge bowel movement that blasts out at a high velocity. This can travel up to 10 yards if you are out doors. If indoors it can crack the toilet bowl with a shotgun like pattern. Usually caused by excessive consumption of high fiber foods in conjunction with very greasy or spoiled foods.

Those spoiled burritos with collard greens gave me a total colon blowout.

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Jerking the Colon Boner

Milking the prostate.

"I hate it when Sally walks in on me jerking the colon boner," complained Jim.

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