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While texting, either a friendly little thing or the bane of your existence.
My friend thought I was a telemarketer when I texted him. I told him I was a telemarketer, except auto correct changed my message . I ended up texting him, "Wait, no, I'm not a tellytubby."
An evil supernatural force that changes everything I say against my will. Telling me mow isn't a word when it clearly is and telling me it can't guess the word I'm trying to spell when I am literally ONE LETTER OFF
TEXT CHAT
"I hare auto correct so mulch!!"
"What?"
"AUTO CUCUMBER KEEPS CHONGQING EVERYTHING IM SLAYING!!!"
"turn it off then.."
"But then soelling is impossibld"
"*sighs*"
When Auto-correct sticks it to you while texting your girl.
Was texting my girlfriend and instead of telling her "I love the way your booty looks in the moonlight."
Auto-correct told her: "Your booty is as blooming big as the moon."
My Auto-correct just Auto-Correctaled me.
Oh, hey, are you ever going to do that?
Hym "Issue a correction I mean? For your bullshit 3% narrative? Because I debunked that YEARS ago. Heh, 8 years later and you're STILL 8 years behind... But anyway, yeah, I outline a bunch of instances casual sadism (MMA fandom, The popularity of Jackass, epic fail videos) and casual narcissism (celebrity divas, etc). If the dark tetrad exists, it's on a 0 to 100 scale and applies to everyone. But then you wouldn't easily be able to bifurcate society into 'good people' and 'bad people.' You would have to admit that you're not an entirely good person. And you'd rather die than do that. I'm mean it's my whole thing! But if only you could get rid of that pesky 3%! Then you wouldn't have a genius dismantling your life's work. You could just ignore the fact that what you're saying has been wrong for 8 years."
The definitive way to respond to most things in the world. Said in a melodic tune for extra effect.
"If you don't love me I'll die"
"Correct No?" Said Amz
The act of having mixed children with a black person, so as in to make your family tree line not white anymore
G: hey M I heard your second daughter got married recently! The husband is gorgeous, she's really lucky
K: Yes M finally all your family had that urban correction
when Michal and yanivs kids say ginger AIL it’s a miscorrection and should be corrected to ginger EL
no honey its not pronounced ginger ail thats miss correct its pronounced ginger EL