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An unhinged, verbose, overdramatic rant, typically written or performed online, about a topic that could be delivered more succinctly, kindly, or effectively. Usually an expression of anger or misfortune.
Aunt Mary’s granny rant about how her epidural injections for her back never worked was incredibly annoying.
A true name for a Fanny Pack
Toby: Woah Bruh, Cool Fanny pack!
Baylor: You mean a granny sack?
Sonny: The fuck you talking bout
When an older woman (65 or older) squirts into an ice cube tray, freezes it, and gives it to a younger male, claiming it is hard candy.
Chris: Beatrice granny's candy-ed James the other day and he got so pissed.
Mike: (Twitter post) Just caught my grandma trying to give my friend some granny's candy. #squirtinyourmouth
When you chick is giving A1 slop top but she has braces. You tell her to use her lips to cover both her braces and teeth.
On a cold winter night, Beth and I were feeling really horny. The only problem is that Beth is a virgin but gives 10 out of 10 slop top. Last time I got A1 slop top from Beth, my foreskin got caught in her braces and caused me to bleed a little. I had to punch her in the forehead to be set free. This time I had Beth granny Lip it.
A incredibly attractive GILF with the personality of Meryl Streep and the sex appeal of Michelle Pfeiffer.
Oh Samuel - she’s a right Granny Rocket.
Someone who is such a savage that they smack anyone even your grandmother
While walking into an area you are suddenly hit with the odor left by someone wearing an overwhelming amount of perfume. Typically an elderly person.
I walked into the office and got granny blasted in the face by the old lady sitting in the waiting room.