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A story about an Edmonton man in his garden ramming a garden hose firmly and cleanly up his ass and turning on the hose literally filling his asscheeks with water as a form of ritual he saw online (4Chan) to get rid of his passionate and explosive homosexuality by "cleansing" his insides, however the ritual didn't work (obviously)and instead made him even more homosexual, now craves a different kind of hose with a different kind of liquid in his ass.
I just learned that JAMIE WAS THE MAN THAT DID Edmonton Garden Hose!!!!!!!
an art style used mostly used in the 1920's and 1930's. it has the most cartoon logic ever and has a lot of sexualized stereotype girls in it for some reason.
person 1: "the Rubber hose style sure is weird!"
person 2 "you can say that again 🙄😒"
when two homies share the same urinal, each having an arm around each other. Normally crossing streams, sometimes even touching tips to create a piss pact that if broken, the other person gets to chop off the dick of the one who broke it.
yeah he's ur home boy. but would he do the good ol cleveland hose brigade with you?
While getting a blowjob, you find you really need to pee. You suggest through body language that you're going to cum, but instead grab the back of their head and piss in their mouth.
My friend's mom was blowing me but I realized that she was ugly so I pulled out my Alabama Garden Hose.
The action of jamming needles, or similar objects, into you penis and then jacking off until climax. The semen then sprays out like a garden hose chewed by a dog.
I got tired of jacking off normally so I tried out the chewed garden hose, never felt anything better.
Viagra. See also "hose equity".
"Bob Dole is slinging Hose Equity Loans"
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when hot sause is inserted into a girls vagina. When she screams it burns, you then begin to urinate into the vagina, to help the burn from the hot sause
GUY 1 - dude, i gave that girl a california fire hose.
GUY 2 - righto!
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