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One Piece is another word for 'Unending' or 'Infinite'
"Hey mom, when is dad gonna come back with the milk?"
"When One Piece ends".
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One direction is a lying band that said they will be back in 18 months but 18 months turned into 5 years
Girl 1: do you like one Direction
Girl 2: yeah but I have trust issues because of them
Girl 1:why
Girl 2: it’s been 5 years not 18 months
An annoying person who responds to hearing someone else’s experience or problem by immediately telling a similar story about themselves with a much more fantastic (or terrible) outcome.
Person: I got to meet James Hetfield before the concert and I got his autograph.
One Upper: Yeah, well my cousin knows the head of security for Metallica, and he got us front row tickets to the show and then we went backstage and met the whole group. Then they invited us back to their hotel room and we partied with them all night.
Person: I have a a dislocated knee.
One Upper: Yeah, well last summer I broke my leg in four places and had to have a steel pin inserted. I also had to have surgery done on my knee to repair the torn ligaments. I was on crutches for almost two months.
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To be "Mode One" with someone means to be extremely candid and provocatively honest, particularly as it relates to someone expressing desires, interests, or intentions related to sex.
"Girl ... that man approached me, and he was very Mode One with me. I was shocked at some of the things that came out of his mouth!!"
"I met this woman last night, and she was totally Mode One with me. I wasn't talking to her for more than two or three minutes before she asked me could she give me a blowjob..."
"I was at this house party the other day, and this guy was being totally Mode One with these women. As soon as he approached them, he just started asking them about their sexual fantasies, and sexual preferences. I couldn't believe how bold and sexually straightforward he was with his language..."
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Akin to the feeling of leaving the house wearing only one sock
1) When you only accomplish half of your intended purpose and are left in an embarrassing situation
2) When you finish a job poorly
I definitely one-socked (past tense) that essay, I hope it goes well.
I've really been one-socking it at the nuclear weapon factory. Hopefully my habit of one-socking doesn't bring about a premature end of the world.
Possibly world's bestest and biggest boyband. Dumb people say they're only famous for their looks, but it's so much more than that. They can definitely sing and write songs. It's very difficult to name any bad song of theirs, because there are none. And from naive people's view, they think that One Direction fanbase composed of only those crazy teenagers. But damn! ONE DIRECTION FANDOM CONSIST OF TEENS(definitely), kids, and even older people. The best thing about One Direction is, they're so much more than a band. They saved millions of lives through their music and just by being themselves, which a lot of people will never understand because they need to get the fuck outta here and go buy a brain. Their fans are called "Directioners" and please don't bother messing with a Directioner, or else they'll make you feel as uncomfortable as humanly as possible. I swear you've probably heard the "craziness" of One Direction atleast once in a lifetime.
Person: Why are you so obsessed over One Direction? They don't even know you
Directioner: Why are you breathing? You're gonna die anyway.
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pronounced eyes one
and the * is part of the name itts not censored
group produced from Produce48, just like their seniors; IOI and Wanna One
the group broke records on their debut that made heaters who called them flop silent.
their debut mv reached 10 M in just 4days and 1 hour and it was also recorded as the most watched mv in 24 hrs by a kpop act.
"Who is your favourite kpop girl group?"
"Its IZ*ONE?"
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