man in a mac

a type of man generally found near playgrounds and school gates. More rarely noticed lurking in the shadows near Mr Whippy ice cream vans. Particularly dangerous to young girls and boys of a certain age who still wear above the knee shorts.

....'Police today arrested a man in a mac near the county primary school. He was found to be in possesion of two bags of haribo star mix, a thomas the tank engine annual and a tub of KY jelly. A spokesman warned angry mothers and Daily Mail readers not to storm the police station and lynch him.'

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Watch it, Mac.

A quote from Salt, the Saurus Repair Shop owner in Quest for Glory 2 VGA adventure game by AGD Interactive.

*Hero walks too close to the delicate mechanic's tools*

Salt: Watch it, Mac. Customers aren't allowed in the service area.

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mac 11

.380 version of a Mac 10

I got seven Mac 11s, about eight .38s, nine 9s, ten Mac 10s the shits neva ends..
-Biggie Smalls freestyle on stage
Madison Square Garden 1995

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mac head

Somebody obsessed with Macintosh Computers and all things related to apple.

Wow, what a total mac head! Does he really need that many iAccessories for his iLife to be complete?

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mac screwed

In which you buy a iPod, Mac Computer, or Software in which 2 days later, apple announces a BIGGER and Better version, so you buy the better one and then a week later, Hey, heres the ipod with 20 more GB of memory!

Also, Apples way of playing CIA.

Bobby- "hey dude, so i saved up 6 months of pay, gave up my car, my girlfriend, food, shampoo, my big apartment and i finally got the MacPro Dual core!!!! YEAH BABY!!!"

Baylor - uhhh, well they just came out today with a quad core for half the price.....

Bobby- MOTHA FUCKER, STEVE MOTHA JOBS!!!! YOU MOTHA FUCKER!!!

Baylor- you got mac screwed !!! hahahaha At least windows gives me a 1 year heads up HAHAHA!!!

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Mac Book

A shit computer that is overpriced

Person: Man apple's next mac book is $2000 dolars

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Mac That Shit

To successfully pursue sexual relations with a female.

Zahur: OMG did you see those two hotties making out at the bar? Or is it my beer-goggles?

Gavin: Who gives two shits? Man up, son, and mac that shit.

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