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How stupid are you that you need to look up in Urban Dictionary to know what masturbate means?
Masturbate? You're kidding me if you're saying you dont know what it is!!!!
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The one thing that gives most guys pleasure
Yo, holy shit. Masturbation makes my bed a sad ice skating rink
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Shaking hands with benjamin franklin
johnny went to the white house to see the presidents wife and shake hands with benjamin franklin
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Beating the Bishop, Hand Shandy, Saying hi to Madame Palm and her five lovely sisters, Wanking
If you go into a gay bar and the barman offers to pull you a shandy by hand then you know you've pulled.
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to stimulate the genetails mainly
1. the doctor said for me to masturbate in that
2. masturbating is not as good as scuttlin
3. i get handjobs so i masturbate but not with my right hand
4. stop masturbating in your wanking chariot
5. masturbating is dirty
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Sex with yourself
Ariana Grande: Hey Siri, what does masturbate mean?
Siri: Masturbate means to foreplay onto yourself, sometimes adding another organism to it, taking your finger to your clitorus to finding you g-spot.
Ariana Grande: TMI
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The act of looking or staring intently at something for no appearent reason. If more than two people are doing this, it is called a Circle Jerk.
I love masturbation because it gives me time to really observe the world.
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