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When a mans huge penis, demolishes a nice soft pussy.
Girl 1: " Omg! I had the most roughest sex last night!"
Girl 2: " Well at least you didn't get a Nuclear Peach last night, my vagina feels terrible!"
When you take an adderall before you go to Sleep (after a night of drinking). So that when you wake up, you feel great.
The key to a nuclear wakeup is to take the adderall before you go to sleep, that way, when you wake up, you feel like Batman.
One of the cruelest possible variants of the chocolate swirlie, the bullying maneuver wherein a jock dunks a nerd's head in a shit-filled toilet and flushes, the 'nuclear' variation is when multiple jocks have shit in the toilet without flushing so the bowl is full to the brim before the swirlie is performed on a very, VERY unlucky nerd.
Me and all my hockey teammates gave this dork a nuclear swirlie last year, it was sick! The whole team shit in the same toilet in the locker room without flushing for like a week and it was nearly overflowing. Then after school one day we nabbed this random loser from the hallway and dragged him in there and BOOM! We dunked him face-first all the way in. My bros were holding him down while I gave him crazy wedgies. And we just kept going for like 10 minutes straight. We'd pull him out for a second to breathe and dunk him straight back in. When the team captain finally flushed him, it wouldn't even all go down at once, so his whole head was still covered in shit and it was dripping down his face! So of course we gave him a hanging wedgie in the lockers so he couldn't clean himself up for a while. Man, that was fun. Makes me wanna go find a nerd now...
I did a nuclear test on those porno flicks skit dam!
legalize nuclear warheads is my username :)
the person with the username legalize nuclear warheads on urbandictionary.com is a very cool dude
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the occasion in which a woman is giving a man a blowjob, and while doing so, accidentally chokes and proceeds to vomit while the man's penis is still in her mouth
Guy 1: I had the worst night last night.
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: I picked up a girl at the club and she gave me a nuclear whore head.
Guy 2: That's fuckin' nasty!