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The guy you call when you can't finish the bottle of wine or six-pack you opened for dinner.
Ugh, I can't finish this merlot...where's the pinch drinker?
When a rapper pronounces a word differently then it is traditionally pronounced as to make said word rhyme with a word it conventionally does not rhyme with.
Eminem is rhyme pinching when he mispronounces the word "by" to make it sound like it rhymes with the word "god" , even though these words do not congrue with a traditional rhyme.
Papa bear giving his young boys the love they deserve
Burley man asking others if they want a pinch of the bear.
A Treadmill Pinch happens when you try to have sex with the gap between your treadmill and the floor, then by some mistake the treadmill is turned on and it rips your foreskin off giving you a Jewish trim.
Example: you hear about Johnny's Treadmill Pinch? There's still foreskin all over his workout room
Who?
-My nan died that’s why I wasn’t online
-Lucas Pinches “..Who?”
Referring to chewing tobacco. When you go to put a good dip in, and some little peices fall on your shirt and pants. Thats the angels pinch.
Did you get any in your lip or was that all an angels pinch?
The brutal act of an overnight stand where one partner is grossed out after waking up the next morning to seeing they slept with a very ugly person. They retaliate by pinching the cock very hard; hence the recipient being pork-pinched.
Frank: I'd go out to hunt for a one-night stand, but I'm always the victim of getting pork-pinched the very next morning.
Martin: sort of like you did to me when we first met?
Frank: let me see your wenis again, so that I can pinch that bastard as hard as possible.