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Walking into someone on a busy street and deliberately not moving. Because "why the hell should I".
Had a serious case of curb rage on the way to work this morning i nearly floored someone.
When you get so horny you rapid fire nut.
“I was filled with horny rage after I watched Britain’s got talent
Anger to the point where the sufferer can't remember basic things like his name and how to form intelligible words. The physical manifestation of the rule, "Anger and information don't mix."
Guy: Finally, after 16,384 straight hours of work, the world's largest house of cards is finally complete! Now to call Guinness...
God: LOL EARTHQUAKE
Guy: Kug... fmmmb... grung... flmbml... FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!
Other Guy: Oh dear. It would seem that Guy just had a rage fault.
A person, employed in a trade such as plumbing, carpentry, electrical work who has sadly encountered you driving in front of them on the road and has then had a bad, bad reaction. You have ruined their day.
Rage Tradies can be identified by either the type of Ute, Truck or Van they are driving clearly marked with their company name, or by the use of strong profanity as they tailgate and road rage you and any other motorist who has the misfortune to currently be in their way.
Rage Tradie most often spotted in natural habitat on the road with a mobile phone either at ear or in lap.
Caution - Do Not Engage, you will incite more rage.
Mate, this Rage Tradie has been tailgating us for yonks. Mate, just go round!
Wanting to run over skinny people with your shopping cart at the grocery store.
That skinny tramp cut in front of me. I'm gonna channel all my fat rage and run the biotch over!
Furiously programming out of anger due to being ignored, rejected, or dumped by a girl, or for simply having made a dumbass mistake earlier in the day. Usually leads to something amazing.
(friday afternoon)
Friend: Yo waddup, any plans for tonight?
Rage coder: nah, just got rejected by a Joanna. hurts. (opens a beer, turns on computer)
Friend: Aw sorry man, forget her. You wanna hit up some bars then?
Rage coder: no, i'm gonna rage code and make the next Facebook
(monday morning)
Friend: oh shit dude, you alright? you look like you haven't slept/eaten/showered in three days!
Rage coder: yeah i just launched my new site two hours ago. I got half a million views and just got a call from Andreessen Horowitz, looking to invest.
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