battle royale

Possibly the greatest movie ever, also a novel and manga. A high school class if forced to fight in the battle royale, killing each other off one by one, untill only one remains. Some of the lovey dovey stuff is cheesy, but it only makes it funnier when they die a violent death.

Best scene: Kiriyama decapitates some kid, stuffs a grenade in his mouth, and uses his head as a weapon!

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the royal we

Used when a person suggests completing a task that they can easily accomplish to someone else, with no real intention of helping out.

'We should clean off the sidewalk.'

'By we you mean me and Scott, right?'
Aside to Scott 'The royal we.'

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Royal Holloway

Term for an extravagant act of Sodomy. The 'Royal' element refers to the customary wearing of a crown whilst partaking.

'Holloway' comes about from the abbreviation of Hollow-way.

Howard gave Keenan a Royal Holloway

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Royal Flush

When you piss, puke, cum, and shit yourself at the same time

I got so drunk last night that I had a royal flush

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victory royale

(n). 1. what fortnite awards you when you are the last person/duo/squad in the game.
(n). 2. something nobody gives 2 fucks about.

Person 1: Woohoo I got a victory royale!
Person 2: Yeah and I've got 100. Nobody gives a shit.

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Royal Seal

When you pour hot red wax on a persons asshole and stamp it with a royal seal. Blow to cool down and break with finger.

Tracy: ugh i have to rip the wax off my asshole.
Amanda: did you get it waxed yesterday?
Tracy: no i let my boyfriend give me a royal seal last night.

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Royal Hippogriff

A wizard swear made popular by Goyle in the Very Potter Musical

This sucks royal hippogriff!

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