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What you say when you see a yellow car . (Usually said while pinching the person next to you)
(Yellow car goes by)
you- Cheese squeeze! (while pinching)
person next to you- Ouch!
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A sexual maneuver where the woman, or person on the bottom, takes their partners nutsack, twists it arround twice (producing a swollen and textured scrotum, much like a lemon), and then proceeds to shove it into said partners anus.
Carefully twisting Roberts hairy scrotum, Megan roughly inserted it deep into his, preforming the elusive Lemon Squeeze.
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Too much info for your brain to handle in the mornings.
Sofia started talking to me about this new job when i was just waking up ... i got a huge brain-squeeze.
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Missing a green left-turn arrow because you are blocked from entering the left turn lane by stacked traffic at a stoplight.
I got Left-Squeezed because the spaced-out douche in the Camry wouldn't move up enough for me to squeeze my rig into the turn lane.
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To fart, pass gas in a loud and farty manner. No SBD's (silent but deadly). Requires sound. Preferrably loud. Smell not required.
Coined after a very kind person gave a toy hedgehog to someone who recognized the toy as a hedgehog. Giver was not aware that when you squeezed the hedgehog it gave off a loud fart sound. He was rather embarassed when he discovered it when he said "Hey, I think it talks!" ande then squeezed out a loud hedgehog...Priceless.
"Wow, I had way too much beer and way too many buffalo wings last night. I'm going to be squeezing the hedgehog all day."
"My stomach hurts. I really need to squeeze the hedgehog, alot."
"Don't come over here. I just squeezed the hedgehog and it stinks still."
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The act of female masturbation. Rubbing or squeezing the clitoris until you orgasm.
- My husband cums so fast that I usually squeeze the pea when he falls asleep.
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“Squeezing occurs when: There is clear indentation (e.g. dents, imprints, depressions, marks, etc.) on the female breast or clothing caused by curved fingers in a grabbing motion."
Did you see the updated FB policy on Boob Squeeze?
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