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Surprising your other half by hiding behind an obstacle only to jump out from behind it revealing you are completely naked shouting the phrase 'sex goblin'. Intercourse guaranteed.
Ny girlfriend loves it when my inner sex goblin is revealed.
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someone who gobbles on dangerous amounts of flacid man horn.
ahhh Gookey's a dick goblin, he chomps on so much human horn...it's unreal
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Mind Goblin is a disease that affects 1 in 5 children
Doctor: I think your son has Mind Goblin
Mother: What is Mind Goblin
Doctor: Mind Goblin Deez Nutz
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One who is blessed with the gift of gobbling knob. AKA one of the top 5 cock suckers in the world.
Dude 1: How did your date with Abigail go? You seem to be walking weird, everything alright?
Dude 2: I'm good bro, Abi is a straight up knob goblin. I can hardly walk today.
Dude 1: DAAAAAMN!!!
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Big boogers that you want to keep because you couldn't believe you just picked them from your own nose.
Look at all the nose goblins I wiped under my seat!
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Noun- Someone who overtakes an ass by penetrating it with a penis.
"That kid is a Butt Goblin"
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An ominous and omnipotent being that cannot be defined by gender. It reeks havoc upon the land as it steals and gifts genders. It is a mischievous creature that will mess with the human beings, giving some of the humans' genders today but a different one for another day, each encounter may differ from each person. Some humans get their genders taken and never returned.
Some may have the luck to not ever encounter the being but some aren't so lucky, being visited day by day and never get a break from it. Others get visited once and never again. It can take the gender and gift it to another while it can also just borrow it and give it back at another date. You cannot summon the creature, it will suddenly appear out of nowhere, whether you like it or not
No one will ever be prepared for The Gender Goblin's visit.
Person 1: Ugh, The Gender Goblin won't stop visiting me, it's giving me so many genders at the same time, it's driving me CRAZY!
Person 2: Fortunately, I've never been visited by it, I like my gender.
Person 3: Shush! It's listening, last time I said that The Gender Goblin took my gender away.
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