Slang term for defecation. Sometimes rumored to have been invented by George Washington while crossing the Potomac. It is a general term for the action of defecation, but can be altered after the "cracking" to describe the volume or intensity of the defecation.
"Bretheren...observe as I go forth and crack ten unto this mighty river."
"Hey guys, I totally cracked fifteen in that dumpster!"
"I gotta crack ten, be right back."
Blemishes found on the face of someone who smokes crack
That girl has crack whore pores all over her
Someone who dont know what they're doing with their life and act like they're on crack 24/7. The aids is just a bonus to the mix. Crack + Aids = weirdo with strange obsessions that's obnoxious and wild asf
Wow, kaylee is whack bro. I think she might have crack aids.
A very small white male that one day wants to be tall but unfortunately doesnt have the facilities for that because he’s a midget
Hey, look at that dumb crack-lit lets break his legs
The act of jerking off (typically a man), especially to the point of orgasm.
Originates from the term "jacking off" as well as the similarity of the "cracking" sound from performing it and the opening of usually alcoholic beverage bottles.
It is also a popular perversion of "cracker jack", the brand of caramel corn.
Roommate: "You two were so loud last night! I heard you cracking jack so loud I couldn't get to sleep!"
"Yo, she was cracking jack so hard i almost passed out!"
Someone that is a tad bit messed up mentally.
Wow! I can't believe she did that. She is crack-a-doodle-licous!!
A figurative language to describe someone who is insanely good or talented (usually at a videogame).
sheesh dude you're cracked at this playing this character