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When you wake up at 3 in the afternoon and need a beer.
Jesus it’s early, lys, get me a beer!
Description for some bomb ass weed that has you seeing the Matrix...
'Chilling at home, playing Borderlands, stoned off my ass on that Green Jesus...'
A statement which you respond to by saying "IN THE ASS"! You can also initiate the conversation yourself by telling someone that Jesus loves them. After hesitating a bit, you can add the additional "IN THE ASS" part to the end of your statement.
"Jesus loves you... IN THE ASS!"
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A phrase used when someone wants to share the love of Jesus Christ, it is important to use this phrase in the correct context as some may become offended.
I've seen a lot of sorry and disrespectful definitions so I thought I would do the phrase justice, I might get downvoted for this but as the scriptures say "If the world hate you, ye know that it hated me before it hated you." (John 15:18-19).
-Hi, how has your day been
-Not very good
-Oh, I hope it gets better, Jesus loves you.
-Thank you
John 8:32 - And you shall know the Truth, and the Truth shall make you free.
Jesus died on the cross to set us all free from sin.
Jack: It's been a long night. I guess I better get going.
Jill: Ok... Jesus Fresus
Jack: Jesus Fresus
The back deck or a snow bank where guests can keep their drinks cold at a party. Only works in winter in colder climates
Hey bud, grab me another beer from the Jesus fridge, there's none in the regular fridge.
What to say when you find anything vaguely cross-shaped absolutely anywhere, for any reason, and in any situation.
Yo bro! I just found The Jesus on this tree!