3 Second Pregnancy Scare

When an individual (most likely a virgin) pre-cums like a motherfucker and puts his 12 incher into his partners cooch. He makes one thrust and there it goes..........this creates a very tense situation which is called a 3 second pregnancy scare. The man ends up learning from his mistake and vows from this day forward to always use a ribbed magnum before he engages in intercourse ever again.

He's so big lets hope he will not break through the fucking magnum.

Virgin: Man I had a 3 Second Pregnancy Scare last night
College Student: Yo what do u mean by that?
Virgin: I put it in and busted within 3 seconds
College Student: WTF I bet that she was pissed
Virgin: I dunno man but that was the scariest moment of my life, i will never forget my ribbed magnums again!

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Hug-A-Furry Day 3

The same thing as the last few.
You must hug ALL Furries you meet and you cannot run or fight back.
Happens on the 25th of December.

they hugged the furry, as it was hug-a-furry day 3.

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Cars 3 Movie

All seems well on the island of Berk as Vikings and dragons live together in peace and harmony. Now a Viking leader, Hiccup finds himself increasingly attracted to Astrid, while his beloved dragon Toothless meets an enchanting creature who captures his eye. When the evil Grimmel launches a devious plan to wipe out all the dragons, Hiccup must unite both clans to find Caldera, a hidden land that holds the key to saving Toothless and his flying friends.

No, same, me too
no
That's actually Cars 4 movie
Naw
Fine
Naw
Cars 3 Movie?
Sure
NO
Grimmel
How To Train Your Dragon 3
yes

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Gears of War 3

Probably going to be some more mexicans in this one since DOM dies in 2 ya know! :)

Pro Ownage: Do you like Gears of War 3?
ZOMG its G0d: NO you cant even jump and that's what Mexicans are best at!!

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3$ Honolulu Wonder Cooler

When sperm and blood come out of that sorry thing you call a penis

I'm so lonely I jerked off so much that I blew a 3$ Honolulu Wonder Cooler all over the place

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1-2-3-4!

A sequence often used at the start of rock songs. It has several variants including "A 1 A 2, A 1-2-3-4!"

However it sounds a litle stupid in the middle of songs (see Altogether Now by the Beatles).

ALso the first 4 numbers!

1-2-3-4 cue brilliant rock or really lame derivative song.

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1337 5/\U(3

Leet Sauce! The gamers and nerdy way to say just how much your own.

WOOT OMFGWTFBBQPWND them! u r teh 1337 5/\U(3!

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