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Force the person down on their knees, get behind them, and force their head back. Then place your balls in the eyes, and then proceed to move your body forward, and drag your balls down the persons face. This will cause their bottom lip to be pushed down, getting ball sweat into their bottom lip for flavor. Then keep moving and drag your ass hole across their face, letting the lips pick up the taste of your shit.
I totally Tasty T-bagged that kids face, and he will taste it for a while!
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1. colloquial: Boston Thrust Party
2. committing sexual relations with one's self using, especially using the left hand
3. brutally administrating sexual contact to a johnson
Thomas: "I believe Richard had a Boston T Party at work yesterday."
Richard: "Yes, I scheduled it for 3pm."
Harrison: "For the record, I did not participate."
"William, did you supervise a Boston T Party? I wish you would invite more people! I feel like we've lost something."
"Patrick, you know that I can make right with what I left behind."
"William, you are such a cock tease!"
Stacey avoided the unisex public bathrooms since hearing of George Michael and his infamous Boston T party.
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The most beautiful steam locomotive ever built. Its currently being restored by Reading Blue Mountain & Northern RR. They say it is going to be back on the rails this spring of 2021. It will be a great thing to see and I recommend going and watching it. BUT BE WARNED!!!! Every foamer in the world will be trying to get there to see it. Meaning that you might get mobbed by raging foamers trying to beat you up with there tripods! If you like the locomotives current color too bad because by the time it gets to its destination it will be in a full white paint scheme from all the foaming railfans that couldn't help but cum on it. If you want to be nice and get on the good side of the foamers just make sure to ask everyone you meet "WHERE IS NRFF"! That should get you on everyone's good side
Foamer: dddid you hhhear that Reading T-1 2102 is being rererestored!
Normal Railfan: Yes, That's great!
Foamer: OMG i'm gonna have to bring a extra pair of pants so I don't have to walk around with jizz in my pants!
Normal Railfan: Whatever you fucking Foamer!
The action requested from a woman whom enjoys a bit of pain from her lover in and around the nipple area
Sara grabbed the head of the stranger she had picked up at dollar pitcher night, and said, “dude don’t be so gentle, you need to get all up and t-rex tits these big ole nipples of mine.”
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Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton). The word of your choice will be printed on the front of the shirt, there is no definition printed on the back.
Person 1: Man I got the urban dictionary t-shirt for the word damn. Total ripoff. The definition of the word wasn't even on the back!
Person 2. Should've read this definition.
In "Homer Goes to College," Homer gleefully sets his high school diploma aflame, while singing, "I am so smart, I am so smart, S-M-R-T, I mean S-M-A-R-T!" Behind him his living room is going up in flames.
The now legendary "S-M-R-T" line was actually not in the script and was a genuine error by voice actor Dan Castellaneta. However, the error was so much in Homer's character that they chose to include it in the finished product.
People now chant either "S-M-R-T" or "I am so smart, S-M-R-T", particularly when they're feeling stupid, celebratory, or both.
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Fred t foard is the most bullsh*t school ever. Filled with crack whores , hoes and druggies you see every corner you turn. Every kid at foard must have a juul to be cool.
Fred t foard highschool sucks booty man
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