The top lyric rapper in the damn game. His songs are valid and he isn't a mumble rapper. The new gen of rappers are mostly trash but J.cole is solid.
Uzi: yo when my man cole dropping that album
snoop: man ion know he said last month
(j. cole dont post that often but when he does its always worth the wait.)
a dish of food served at a party in one of the SCP sites that makes your asshole go through multiple localized XK-Class scenarios. You don't die, you just really wish you do as this is happening.
D-(number): oh shit was that a SCP-666.5-J? Oh god oh shit fuck shit AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
D-(different number): actually it's "666 and a half -J," and also you one unlucky sonofabitch.
I am just an average rapper living in a small town. Rapping is my life, i get all the bitchez. I try to fuck dem bitchez but nigga it aint workin. dun give a fuck, all i need is rap. #realtalk rapper name: Young J can, hit me up on youtube unless your just a hater :)
Ted: hey young j ccan
Jonathan Canning (Young J-Can): Fuck you bitch, swearing and rappin is my life fuck yooouu haterzz !
P1: I can make N straight
P2: she’s dating J tho
P1: so?
P2: dude your a guy and she’s lesbian and she Alr found sum1
P1: whatever
J + N is a relationship that will last 4ever, no matter how much fights no matter how much yelling, these 2 will always love each other till the day they die.
Someone who’s name is Jonny and has big weenie
Hey there’s Big J Weenie he’s got a big weenie
Smelling so bad that you’re eyes become attracted to minors.
*A year 12 asks for a year 9’s Snapchat*
Person: That guy’s J-Standing.