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When you are having sex with a respectable gentlemen, and he decides to shove his dick in the icebox before sticking his newly made popsicle into your fuckhole.
"Boy, it's hot out today, Miranda, how about we go down to the club and get a couple of Dick Chillingtons!"
Take the average size of a penis (5.5") and multiply it by the number of men you have had sex with. If you would hurt yourself jumping off of the dick tower then you my friend, are a slut.
"Jane would die if she jumped off of her dick tower "
To have something that is superior and usually evokes jealousy in others
My new rims are busting dicks. Everyone wants them
When you’re on Zoom and you think the camera is off, so you whip it out.
Employee 1: What happened to Reuben?
Employee 2: He got fired for zoom dick during a conference call.
When you walk in on a guy wacking off.
I didn’t know Larry was in his bedroom and when I walked in I caught him dick handed!
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Any object that is so crooked and warped that it strongly resembles a bent dick with a sharp angle change halfway up the base.
I just tommy dicked my cigarette!
You Silman I can see your dick moss through your gym shorts